I love him. and I refuse to fuck this up. I’m fixing my problems right here and now.
just watched this :)
I hate how far away I am from you.
I’m jealous of those who get to spend so much time with their loved ones.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
- My past week.
watched inception last night. and I’m still trippin..
what if I could truly dream forever. never have to wake up, and never have to deal with “reality” again. what if I got to create my own life and alter it as I live. what if I got to experience everything I’ve dreamed of and more. what if my dreams became better than any reality I could have… what if I could be even happier in my dreams than I am while I’m awake… what if its possible to attain this. and what if I wanted to try.
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- family feud host: name a four legged animal
- contestant: a snake
- rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
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